I can’t believe J has only been home from his traveling work for 11 weeks.
He still leaves the toilet seat up.
Red almost fell in once, but only once.
Blue has never fallen in.
Tonight I followed Blue into the bathroom before bed and she stood there looking at the toilet with the toilet seat up and goes, “RED KEEPS DOING THIS!”
For over two months, Blue thinks her sister is putting the seat up, just to piss her off.
I started laughing. “You think Red is leaving that seat up to bug you?”
Blue shrugged one of those “I dunno? Who else would it be?” shrugs.
I started to laugh.
“J leaves the seat up. All the time.”
“Yes, he does. Do you know why he leaves the seat up?”
She shook her head “no”.
And that, people, is when I found myself explaining that boys pee standing up, because she had absolutely no fucking idea.