I was helping out in first grade this morning and dictating to the kids and they had to write in their composition books.
Trick Words. Review Words. “Unk” and “ink”words.
So this little guy, who tends to be more on the cuter side with his fresh ways than on the annoying side with his fresh ways, is sitting there gazing at me from across the table. He wrote down every word perfectly and was listening and patient and not talking to his friends.
I was on the last word and I said, “Wink.”
And then I winked at him.
And he smiled and grabbed his crotch and goes, “You mean WINK like MY WINKY!?!?!”
And I swear to GOD he was totally serious.